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Keep Walking

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Whenever I watch the above ' Keep walking' advertisement of Johnny Walker, I relate it to Mahatma Gandhi doing a D andi march - bare footed with stick in hand. At least, this is what it I perceive through black & white sketch. I am surprised, how any political party has not seen the similarity. It would be an easy cause to burn few buses, smash liquor shops and enhance leadership claims. The above advertisement is Beirut version of 'keep walking'. Here is something funny for those who 'keep walking' Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Q...

scotland : with scotch and haggis

I have just passed over Baltic Sea. With clear sky, at 10,688 feet, I could see a coastline of western Europe through my right window and coastline of Scandinavia on left on the navigation map of Emirates flight. Warsaw is ahead of me with Minx on the left side. Eastern Europe and Scandinavia have so far eluded me in my goal of touching diverse geographical places around the globe but my forging business relationship with Hungarian company at EDTA meeting gives me a hope to enter Eastern European block. Now I am past Warsaw, and heading towards Black sea piercing between Kiev on the left side and Budapest and Bucharest on right side. With my seat video monitor no working; there is no better way than to continue to pen my thoughts about my scotalnd trip. When I learnt about Edinburgh being just an hour from Glasgow, I was happy. Else, another visit to the Glasgow city wouldn’t have evoked much passion. Opportunity to escape from Dubai’s desert heat to smell Scotland’s rain soaked cloudy...