Wednesday, April 29, 2009

From Ajit now to Rajnikant .....

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Newton ’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1234. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
* Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
* Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch '60 Minutes'.
* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square , until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq , Rajnikant lives in Chennai, India .
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. .
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anu said...

Observations of curious,wandering imbecile mind!
Absolutely hilarious.
Thank you for sharing :)

4:41 PM  

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