From Ajit now to Rajnikant .....
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live. * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down. * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. * Rajnikant's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is. * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue. * Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. * Rajnikant can divide by zero. * Newton ’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick. * Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. * Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1234. It defined "victi