International Passion for English langauge
JAPAN Advertisement for a brand vacuum-cleaner:
Buy this vacuum-cleaner: It really sucks!
In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Detour sign on a Japanese road:
Stop: Drive sideways
AUSTRIA In a hotel in Vienna:
In case of fire, do your best to alarm the hotel porter.
RUMANIAIn a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. EX-YOUGOSLAVIAIn a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should Enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving Is then going alphabetically by national order.
In another hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
FRANCEIn a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
GREECEIn a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. RUSSIA : In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
SWITZERLAND On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
SWEDEN In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
CHINA Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
THAILAND In a Bangkok dry cleaner:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
GERMANY A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
ITALY In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
CZECHOSLOVAKIAN REPUBLIQUE In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
DENMARK In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
NORWAY In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
HUNGARY In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
MEXICO In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Buy this vacuum-cleaner: It really sucks!
In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Detour sign on a Japanese road:
Stop: Drive sideways
AUSTRIA In a hotel in Vienna:
In case of fire, do your best to alarm the hotel porter.
RUMANIAIn a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. EX-YOUGOSLAVIAIn a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should Enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving Is then going alphabetically by national order.
In another hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
FRANCEIn a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
GREECEIn a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. RUSSIA : In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
SWITZERLAND On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
SWEDEN In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
CHINA Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
THAILAND In a Bangkok dry cleaner:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
GERMANY A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
ITALY In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
CZECHOSLOVAKIAN REPUBLIQUE In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
DENMARK In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
NORWAY In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
HUNGARY In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
MEXICO In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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