some quotes are so apt !!
1. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig isactually enjoying it.
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you whenhe is in trouble again.
3. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
4. It is not exactly cheating; I prefer to consider it creativeproblem solving.
5. In the corporate world, behind every successful man is asurprised woman.
6. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where toshop.
7. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
8. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
9. I'm not a complete idiot; there're still some parts missing!
10. Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
11. The number of people watching you is directly proportional tothe stupidity of your action.
12. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of myfinger to my wife. She said she wanted more proof.
13. Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
14. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that'stroublesome."
15. Love your job but never fall in love with your company for younever know when the company stops loving you.
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you whenhe is in trouble again.
3. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
4. It is not exactly cheating; I prefer to consider it creativeproblem solving.
5. In the corporate world, behind every successful man is asurprised woman.
6. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where toshop.
7. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
8. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
9. I'm not a complete idiot; there're still some parts missing!
10. Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
11. The number of people watching you is directly proportional tothe stupidity of your action.
12. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of myfinger to my wife. She said she wanted more proof.
13. Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
14. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that'stroublesome."
15. Love your job but never fall in love with your company for younever know when the company stops loving you.
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