Sunday, December 03, 2006

Keep Walking


Whenever I watch the above ' Keep walking' advertisement of Johnny Walker, I relate it to Mahatma Gandhi doing a Dandi march - bare footed with stick in hand. At least, this is what it I perceive through black & white sketch. I am surprised, how any political party has not seen the similarity. It would be an easy cause to burn few buses, smash liquor shops and enhance leadership claims.
The above advertisement is Beirut version of 'keep walking'.
Here is something funny for those who 'keep walking'

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7.Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job


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1 Comments:

Anonymous itsmelion said...

IT's very informal & informative, with a lopsided sense of humor. I especially enjoy the irrelevant obscure stuff..

4:19 PM  

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