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******************************************************* Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ******************************************************* Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ******************************************************* Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ******************************************************* Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. ******************************************************* Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? ****************************************************

Vande Mataram

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India’s Official National Song But very well could have been National anthem Mother, I bow to thee! vande maataraM Rich with thy hurrying streams, sujalaaM suphalaaM malayaja shiitalaaM bright with orchard gleams, sasyashyaamalaaM maataraM Cool with thy winds of delight, Dark fields waving Mother of might, Mother free. Glory of moonlight dreams, shubhrajyotsnaa pulakitayaaminiiM Over thy branches and lordly streams, pullakusumita drumadala shobhiniiM Clad in thy blossoming trees, suhaasiniiM sumadhura bhaashhiNiiM Mother, giver of ease sukhadaaM varadaaM maataraM Laughing low and sweet! Mother I kiss thy feet, Speaker sweet and low! Mother, to thee I bow. Who hath said thou art weak in thy lands koTi koTi kaNTha kalakalaninaada karaale When the sword flesh out in the seventy million hands koTi koTi bhujai.rdhR^itakharakaravaale And seventy million voices roar abalaa keno maa eto bale Thy dreadful name from shore to shore? bahubaladhaariNiiM namaami taariNiiM With many streng